{"product_id":"president-me-the-america-thats-in-my-head-paperback","title":"President Me - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAdam Carolla\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine a world where New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can't do it? You don't have to! Adam has done it for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePodcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks--but he's not done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no \"service dogs\" on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam's, much better.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePolitical Satire: \u003c\/b\u003e Step inside the Carolla administration, where every department--from Transportation to Agriculture--gets a much-needed, hilarious overhaul.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA Common-Sense Platform: \u003c\/b\u003e Carolla applies his signature \"stupid or liar\" logic to the nation's biggest problems, offering brutally honest solutions you won't hear from any other politician.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eNo More Narcissism: \u003c\/b\u003e Discover President Carolla's plan to end the \"me, me, me\" culture, from the phonies on Wall Street to the \"service dogs\" on your flight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRants on Modern Life: \u003c\/b\u003e From the absurdity of hotel alarm clocks to the tragedy of bad music, no modern annoyance is safe from \u003ci\u003ePresident Me\u003c\/i\u003e's executive orders.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's time to get it together, America.\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam.\u003cbr\u003e(You're welcome in advance.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBan Bare Feet\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrak You, Greenpeace\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStew and Casserole '15\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlantains = Communist Bananas.\u003cbr\u003eNot in My America!\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOccupy a Job, You Lazy Hipsters\u003cbr\u003eVote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't Do Your Best, Do My Best Vote for Adam\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.7 x 4.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 20, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48284984279288,"sku":"9780062320414","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/5629\/7208\/files\/LAwYC8HmY9780062320414.webp?v=1782820635","url":"https:\/\/barneysbooksellers.com\/products\/president-me-the-america-thats-in-my-head-paperback","provider":"Barney's Book Sellers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}